If only Michael Williams had known about www.mybigdong.com he might not be sitting in the McLennan County (Texas) jail today.
The 59-year-old Waco man was arrested and put behind bars after police say he robbed a drugstore of male enhancement products – and assaulted two employees when they tried to stop him.
Now that’s an embarrassing situation. If he had gone to this website he could have pulled out his credit card, instead of worrying about pulling on something else, and ordered up any number of penis enlargement and male enhancement products ranging from pills to penis pumps, penile enlargement patches and even bought my favorite … the Slap Happy Masturbation Cream.
Instead poor old Michael shoplifted some herbal supplements advertised to offer “male enhancement,” valued at about $50 … and now he’s really paying the price.
Waco police said when employees tried to stop him, Williams pushed both employees aside, knocked one woman to the ground and causing an injury to her knee before fleeing the store.
In just a matter of hours, the Waco police had Williams in custody and last we heard he remained in the McLennan County Jail in lieu of a $5,000 bond. No word on whether he had a chance to swallow any of the pills before he was taken into custody … or whether or not it had any effect on his ability to be really popular in a jail cell.
Now the whole sordid affair may have not given Williams a big dong, but it sure made him a big dick in the eyes of many folks in Waco and around the world.